March 2012
gravy-bowl:
a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road
February 2012
my neighbor just came over and asked me if I could turn my music now, and I said yes
except I wasn’t listening to any music I was just singing really really loud yolo
oceanache:
convinced all my followers hate me/are scared to interact with me/nope just hate me
It’s hailing/sleeting and my bus is like an hour late and I just want to die
I think me and Adam Scott need to get married